An ugly little fuck that has no friends, except for one named Rachel. Really likes pussy but can never get any. Has gotten one blow job, but braces aren't good for that.... Is fat & ugly.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.