A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.
'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'
by onearmninja March 04, 2009
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Someone that is a complete bad ass. Or in other words, a BAMF.
If a Calvinator walked into a packed club, heads would be turned.
by Nivlac Mruts February 04, 2008
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A Calvin is a guy who is really nice and funny. Also he's really smart too. Kinda shy and sometimes very serious, but he really does talk to you if you talk to him. Also, a Calvin is very hawt....like gawd;):) girls will be attracted to a calvin really easily!
"OMG i met this new guy...he's like so amazing."
"Sounds like a Calvin to me"
by fappythedolphin January 06, 2013
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The most amazing person ever. A Calvin is wonderful, funny, intelligent, sweet, and sexy. A Calvin is a bit of an idealist, and his innocence about reality is endearing. He knows how to love. He has a dream and he plans to accomplish it no matter what. A Calvin is somebody you should never let go of.
X: Hey, who's that amazing looking person?
Y: Oh, it's Calvin. He's that attractive every day.
by calvidy February 05, 2013
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The most amazing guy ever

He's perfect in every way
And he's a total sweet heart
Yeah that's Calvin he's pretty amazing
by imtherealest 💕 January 24, 2015
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Calvin is a cool , nice , funny friend and plays sports. He's trustworthy and nice. He may not have all the looks but he does treat a girl right. He will take care of her , protect her , love her with all his love. Calvin is amazing.
by Cashley554485 April 30, 2015
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Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.

A boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.

alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.

Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
"calvin! wow he's so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!"
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