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a person who is very hot, very nice, and very taken; a person who is in need of an apology
"Lena owes Calvin an apology"
by Snuggles McSnuggle Bug September 18, 2006
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A boy who isn't the best looking but can pass by. He is intelligent and is depressed due to his own intelligence. His view on reality is far from innocent.
X: Gee look at Calvin he seems depressed.
Y: I don't know why he would be, he got an A on his Government project
by Unpaid Socialite June 21, 2015
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A stalker and a paedophile.

Always carries a roll of duck-tape and a box of lock-pics.

If he puts on his hood on, run.
Person 1: "Did you see Calvin?"

Person 2:"Yeah but luckily his hood wasn't on"

Person 3:"I saw him raping David yesterday"
by MIHAJA January 15, 2020
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literally the cutest human ever everyone should love him bc he’s literally the best don’t feel special the calvin reading this it wasn’t for you
look it’s calvin i wish i was like him
by layla:(: April 30, 2020
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The best guy out there but his biggest issue is his forehead , he really needs to fix that!
"Calvin" has a massive forehead
by GeileKontSex December 02, 2019
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The biggest penis you'll ever see he would fuck the shit out you. The thing is so fucking big. Also he is amazing in bed he can go as long as you need he will continue to punish you until you tap out.
Calvin fucked my fat ass to death I was really about to die nfs.
by Mr dr fappy March 16, 2017
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