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Someone my friend and I can talk about all night. He's so muscular and works out a lot. His dick is huge and makes people happy!
Oh my gosh Calvin is so hot!
by secretunicornlover November 23, 2011
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A Calvin is a Sweet and a kind person that everyone loves to hang out with and talk to . A Calvin is the best person out there.
Rose:Hey do you see that kind guy

Rose's friend: He must be a Calvin
by Notachicken! August 19, 2019
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Calvin is a great guy. Calvin is really skinny and kind of tall. He’s athletic, has lots of friends, sometimes braggy and is well known. Everyone knows he’s goofy, live and has the biggest, most adorable smile you’ll ever see. It’s easy to be attracted to Calvin and if you hang out with him it’s hard not to catch feelings for him because he has the best personality. But truly getting to know Calvin and spending time with him is great because he’s really funny and always will make you smile. Cuddling Calvin feels like the best thing in the entire world because he knows how to hold you just right. But if you start actually “talking” to Calvin be aware that your feelings may be hurt because he has a lot of hoes. If you and Calvin stop talking it will probably be because of his hoes. You’ll never forget Calvin and will think of him all the time. Everything you do will remind you of all the good times that you shared with him. Missing Calvin hurts because you wish you could be with him all the time. When Calvin is upset with you all you could wish is for him to love you. But when you’re upset at Calvin it secretly hurts him but he will never let it show. You might have mixed emotions about Calvin but you don’t truly want to. But sometimes his “player” nature is shown and it hurts you hard. Calvin can sometimes be hard to love but you seem to always do.
“I love hanging out with Calvin even though he be playing with me sometimes” 🤦🏽 ♀️
by bad.bihh June 21, 2018
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being mega-helpful, and generally well-receiving; an abnormally helpful person
guy: "man, we were getting harassed by these randys online, when suddenly this calvin got them booted."

other guy: "ho shit! nice bro!"
by jeedubs February 13, 2010
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nicest person you'll ever meet but also has the biggest dick you've ever seen, Maria's cant handle Calvin's so they run away
girls friend: hey why are you walking funny?

girl: i fucked Calvin and he tore my shit up
by trey13 September 14, 2008
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The coolest person on the face of the Earth. He is a ladies man and a god among gods. (men) Thou shall kneel and pray. (women) Thou shall kneel and suck.

Also he is the strongest man ever. Greatest bod. Definition of hunk. That's the way, uh huh uh huh. iI like it!
Girl: I saw Calvin's godlike genetalia and passed out.

Guy: As did I
by DJ Carv41141 April 01, 2009
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Calvin is someone who really cares about you. he'll be there no matter what. He's really hot and sooo cute. He's everything a girl could wish for. He's perfect in every way.
"Who is that?"
"That's Calvin, He's a girl magnet."
by jackiemramirez March 18, 2020
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