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Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.
β€œIf I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.
by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means β€œSeize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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when a male, who hasn't had sex in a long period and resorts to the prostitutes
man, im just going to have to do a calvert
by bossman12346 November 29, 2010
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A name for a male. Possibly comes from latin "Calvus" meaning bald... Maybe. Not all Calverts are bald though. It's just a nickname. Like Cicero means "chickpea" cause someone had a really huge nosewart, so they called him chickpea, and the name just kind of got passed down. Having the name Calvert really demonstrates nothing at all about ones personality. Calverts can be both scum of the earth, or pretty cool guys. Also, its not always a black person name. White people can be named Calvert too
Person 1: Hey, whats that kids name?
Person 2: Calvert.
Person 1: Oh, I wonder if that name comes from the latin root "Calvus?" He seems like he has a full head of hair though, so it must be a nickname passed down from a bald ancestor. Other than that, I can infer nothing about his personality, economic status, or any other personality traits.
Person 3: Calvert is a name which spans all races!
by bkscrandom May 20, 2012
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