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Calvary or Golgotha (English pronunciation: /ˈɡɒlɡəθə/) was the site, outside of ancient Jerusalem’s early first century walls, at which the crucifixion of Jesus occurred. Calvary and Golgotha are the English names for the site used in Western Christianity.1
Golgotha is the Greek transcription given by the New Testament, of an Aramaic title, which has traditionally been presumed to be Gûlgaltâ (but see below for an alternative); the Bible glosses it as place of the skull — Κρανίου Τόπος (Kraniou Topos) in Greek, and Calvariae Locus in Latin, from which we get Calvary.
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The hill where Jesus was crucified...and took on all the sin of the world...
Thank God for Calvary...
by Chadd Bryant August 06, 2004
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The definition of hotness, attractiveness, coolness, and awesomeness. Every hot girl chases after him, but he will only go after girls that are both beautiful and with a deep heart and kindness and personality. :D The best friend to anyone who is a good, cool person to hang around. Also, he happens to be an ultraconservative evangelical Christian (hence his name, but that doesn't mean that Jesus is all he talks about. That's a common misconception about Christians. All around a cool, great guy.
Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Oh, did you hear about Calvary?

Boy/Boyfriend: Wat? Huh? Calvary... Oh, I think I've heard of that. Isn't that like the hill where Christ was crucified upon? I saw a Church while driving here.

Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Well, yeah I guess, but it's also this dude I know. He's like, sooooooooo hot.

Boy/Boyfriend: OOOOH Really, well if you like him so much, why don't you just break up with me?

Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Fine! We're through. I'll go date him now.
by guesswho316 September 29, 2012
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The definition of hotness, attractiveness, coolness, and awesomeness. Every hot girl chases after him, but he will only go after girls that are both beautiful and with a deep heart and kindness and personality. :D The best friend to anyone who is a good, cool person to hang around. Also, he happens to be an evangelical Christian (hence his name, but that doesn't mean that Jesus is all he talks about. That's a common misconception about Christians. All around a cool, great guy.
Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Oh, did you hear about Calvary?

Boy/Boyfriend: Wat? Huh? Calvary... Oh, I think I've heard of that. Isn't that like the hill where Christ was crucified upon? I saw a Church while driving here.

Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Well, yeah I guess, but it's also this dude I know. He's like, sooooooooo hot.

Boy/Boyfriend: OOOOH Really, well if you like him so much, why don't you just break up with me?

Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Fine! We're through. I'll go date him now.
by guesswho316 May 29, 2012
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the heavy troops, the guys with the toys.
the better army members with better equipment than what the lessers that are described as cannon fodder.
wew we took out the fronts its time to call in the calvary
cannon fodder
by ego_chimp April 10, 2009
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