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An old hag of a teacher. Attacks her students and is fairly illiterate.
Damn, I failed my exam. Well its not my fault my teacher is a Calmels.
by DorvalHaters May 18, 2010
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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A pesky blighter that roams the desert in search for camels to eat.

Half camel, half human - the calmel back is very fragile and cannot be ridden. Even the slightest of insults could “break it”
The straw that broke the calmels back m8
by Dr8balls October 24, 2017
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