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A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.
Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
by Cougar the Man May 31, 2007
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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