A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.
Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats
by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020
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A forty year old man who can't accept that his head is a tic tac and likes to rape his nephew Eddie.
I Callums Corner'd my nephew it was the best night of my life.
by FatPimp September 20, 2021
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a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams
Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd
by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018
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The definition of a skid mark on the underpants of society
Person 1 : who’s “Callum Smith Rothie”
person 2 : oh yeah he’s that giant skid mark
by callumsdirtyunderwear August 05, 2019
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