A hot bisexual brainless idiot whose only purpose in life is to be an object of lust for gay dudes and straight women, and to give them unbelievable sexual pleasure. He is also a pushover, making him easier to get in the sack and then kick out the minute you're done. Also know as a living blow up doll.

Is a cryptid which supposedly is a simian-like creature. Or in layman terms.... A terrifying animal made up from rumors that resembles that of an ape like species. The Callen was first spotted near a small town of Fergus Falls Minnesota back in the late 90's. Since then, there have been over 327 eye witness accounts of seeing the beast between Fergus Falls Minnesota and Grand Forks North Dakota. Several farmers have claimed to have been able to flush the hairy bastard out by leaving barrels of untouched Jagermesiter in the open. Several women have also come forward stating that they've been dry humped by the creature near Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity of the University of North Dakota before it scurried back into the woods. To this day, the only piece of substantial evidence was found in a Grand Forks home where the occupants claimed the savage might have shaved an area near his scrotum, using one of the residence's razor, in the early hours of the morning without even attempting to cover up the mess in the bath tub.

1) a super sexy girl that has the most amazingly fun personality. She can be shy at times but once she's comfortable she can be the best girl to be with.

2) she's afrikaans which is baie lekker.

3) she's down to earth and honest
4) she's also wades girlfriend. So stay away

When someone gets particularly angry or mega pissed they can be described as Callen Nigga Mode

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him

Stupid hoe who trys to fuck ur man after she drops u off in another town with no way back and only uses you to get shit for free