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Callen can either be a first name or a surname. A Callen is a smart, hardworking man who is very loyal to his current girlfriend/wife and will always make sure she's okay. Callen often has trouble understanding who he is, who his family is, but always knows where his loyalties lie. He sees the glass as half-empty but knows the right time to crack a joke.
by S.G.M March 16, 2016
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Someone with this name is really gorgeous and incredibly hot usually lighter hair, great body and really into sports. But can get very shy around people of the opposite sex, but when he discovers girls, hel get a bit cocky!
Person 1: Wow look at that guy, hes really hot. Do you think i should go over and ask him out?
Person 2: No way hes a Callen.
Person 1: ???
Person 2: You know, Incredibly sexy but shy.
Person 1: Oh riight! yer i know what you mean. Maybe i can introduce him to some girls and bring him out of his shell.
Person 2: good luck, hel probably go all cocky with the amount of attention from girls so soon.
Person 2: No way hes a Callen.
Person 1: ???
Person 2: You know, Incredibly sexy but shy.
Person 1: Oh riight! yer i know what you mean. Maybe i can introduce him to some girls and bring him out of his shell.
Person 2: good luck, hel probably go all cocky with the amount of attention from girls so soon.
by Mikaela2009 October 18, 2008
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People named Callen are simps.
No doubt about it, 100% of the time.
They are also always broke because they gave all their money to egirls
No doubt about it, 100% of the time.
They are also always broke because they gave all their money to egirls
Person 1: Hey you know about that weirdo, Callen?
Person 2: yeah they are such a simp. I heard they never have any money because they donate it all to egirls
Person 2: yeah they are such a simp. I heard they never have any money because they donate it all to egirls
by The Gaming Dolphin August 08, 2020