Callan is so perfect
by Blackdeath69 March 15, 2017
A gorgeous, short ,pale, extremly sexy girl who loves to party. Callan comsumes a lot of Taco Bell and orange juice. She is usually very talented on the saxophone. Callan is a huge geek though so watch out. Callan is also very funny. Be careful not to piss yourself when she makes a joke. Callan is quite wierd though. She tends to dye her hair crazy colors. She also does not give a fuck about a lot of things. Also if Callan was a male she would have a huge penis because that is just how awesome she is.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is so awesome.
Person 2: I know, she's a Callan.
Person 1: Damn I should bang her.
Person 2: I know, she's a Callan.
Person 1: Damn I should bang her.
by apurpleape December 7, 2010
A flaming homosexual in constant denial, this kid will never admit defeat, nor apologize for his blatantly offensive behaviour. He likes to think he has friends and thinks he is accepted by society, however this is far from the truth. No one likes this buttfucking queer or his elitist attitude.
Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
by Beefy Steve Stevenson June 1, 2012
Amazing guy with lots of flammable gas an an obsession with fire. Unnaturally amazing fluffy hair and vibrant green eyes, this dude is a gem to know
I love my amazing boyfriend Callan
by DuckLiverYumYum June 17, 2023
Callan is a young sexy lad who can be funny/and silly some times they tend to be a amazing football/soccer player that have good fashion and are very hot they can be smart too some of them and are very caring
by Jaffa ale 11 August 19, 2020
A dumbass who thinks my family is totally fobby, even though we aren't. Which is why he's a retard. And also irish. Furthermore, someone who's probably gay.
a.) Why doesn't Callan understand that we're not fobs? Stupid white boy.
b.) God, that guy's such a Callan.
c.) "Look at that flaming Callan!"
b.) God, that guy's such a Callan.
c.) "Look at that flaming Callan!"
by Twinkie February 21, 2005