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A Calitrocity is a unique person from Southern California. They like pizza and playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive. They are cool and enjoy watching Garfield by themself.
"Yo I found a Calitrocity on the internet the other day, I heard he's a cool person"
by Untalented14YearOld July 07, 2019
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The cutest guy in the world. Tiny penis though. Eats his own shit then shits it out and eats it again. If he sees a black person then he will go into a coma for the next 48 hours. Is a great person to tell all your extremely personal secrets to but is prone to outbursts of autistic screaming.
I just heard a Calitrocity hiding on the ceiling from all the jews.
by high five ghost but alive November 29, 2020
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