Anal prolapse so big and red it looks like a strawberry Calippo

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A sweaty penis.

A guy who spends most of their time with numerous females. Similar to a wom however the batters are all female and they are rounding third base with little resistance

A hetrosexual guy who spends most of his time with girls rather than guys. Similar to a wom however the calippo plays defense while an all female batting lineup rounds third base with little or no resistance. Sometimes the batters will just sort of linger around third base until their teammates make it

An icy pole, coming in various flavours that is wedged in a tube like package. Very popular in summer and with children of the 80s.