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N. A form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female's vagina, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. If this maneuver is used in the anus instead, it is then referred to as the Dark Alley
Man 1: So, the other day my girlfriend I were feeling slightly adventurous, so we tried the California Saucerfist.
Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?
Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.
Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?
Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.
by Cheezy Chester September 30, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018