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1. Small Military Town in the High Desert Approx 2400 ft. above sea level. approx 15 miles from the Truck stop town of Mojave.. (Home of Scaled Composites). The worlds fist recognised Spaceport. Where Burt Rutan Piloted "SPACESHIP ONE" into history, by being the first Private Company to put a Spacecraft into LEO (Low Earth Orbit) not once, but twice in 5 days.

2. Little oasis in the middle of Bum Fucked Egypt Right next to Edwards A.F.B. as most people know is one of the landing sites used to land the Space Shuttle. Small Population Loaded with Mexicans.
Hey man!! Let's go to California City California... Where the Fuck is that?
by DirtySanchez130 August 24, 2008
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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