When I got up, making sure not to wake her, I noticed she had California chips, dried vagina juice, in the crotch of her panties that were lying on the floor.
by Jay P May 27, 2015
when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style
by spanky May 25, 2003
The act of fucking a woman from behind. Then blowing your load onto her shoulder blade to ensure she cannot wipe it off. After drying you peel the dried cum from her shoulder blade and feed to her.
by mikemarine23 September 07, 2008
The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.
by Pnarls October 20, 2011
The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.
Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.
by Satan October 20, 2003
While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.
Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip
by mr.funnybones April 04, 2010
When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.
by stahlout September 15, 2006