Brisia: Hey! So what state do you live in?

Galilea: Hello, yea I just be living in the Cali Zone
by Cyial October 12, 2020
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Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.
by daTookZah July 25, 2021
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Self proclaimed crunked out come snorting old ho that has been dubbed filter queen. Crazy mean old lady that thinks it's cute to be mean to others.

A serious problem for anyone who she enters their lives. Had a hand in her own daughter's murder then collects funds from friends and family to pretend to look for her killer.
Did you see what that old lady andrea cali-gibbons was wearing? I feel sick!
by Iseelosers August 03, 2020
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The most legendary hood of em all
GPS- turn right onto lil Cali

Me- lock the doors and load the guns, we mite not make it out alive.
by Officer jones October 16, 2020
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Worst team in Colombian football history. the only have won the tournament 9 times what da fuck man. not like America which are a fucking calidad
Deportivo Cali is shit, man/mate
by divertido casi January 26, 2017
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