A defense mechanism on a message board in which one who cannot formulate a strong argument on a topic decides to use name calling and tasty snack references to detract from their inability to prove a point and mask their lack of intelligence.
CavinCali: You sound like a little bitch who didnt get a rice crispy treat for lunch from your mom.

The above statement represents a Cali.
by CavsDawgsTribe April 01, 2007
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Stupid and pointless with no purpose except pissing off Californians. Might as well call Arizona as Arizo, Virginia as Virgi, Oregon as Oreg, or maybe Vermont as Verm.

"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.

"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.
Person A: "Dude. let's go to Cali and surf brah"
Californian: Kicks Person A in the crotch
by shibataken October 05, 2011
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The correct way to spell “ Kayleigh”, she is as unique as the spelling of her name. She’s fun & will drag you to all the best places & parties. But she’s also sweet, intelligent, intuitive, and cares so much about the people she loves. She’s also very private and only share intimate details of her life with those close to Her. She can be spoiled and selfish at times but means well. She’s a beautiful girl & a great friend. And even though she doesn’t not see how beautiful she is all of the time she is a wonderful person and deserves way more than she sometimes gets out of the world.
Jessie: I hear you’re dating caly?
Chris: yes, I’m so lucky. caly is amazing
by scorpioo December 29, 2018
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A name that non-native Californian's use when refering to California and trying to seem like a real Californian.
Typical of an East coaster
Hey, Duuudes let's go to the shore in Cali, and thrash some waves
by abula February 29, 2004
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sweet. cute. intelligent. down to earth. laid back. chill. hot. different. weird, in a good way. complex. best person ever!
nicolette: omg i can't believe he's having sex with calie.

random stranger walking by: calie? haha dude give that man a high five for me. i'd do her any day!
by registerjandue April 11, 2009
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A creative idividual who speaks her mind and isn't afraid to be blunt. Usually attractive. Down to earth and way cool.
Smart, witty, Misunderstood. Doesn't always make the right decisions but has a good heart. Somebody who's going to be somebody. The person you look back on and think "damn".
Jeff: so what'd you think about my friend calie?

Rob: she's the coolest girl i've ever met.



by roscogiget. April 11, 2009
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ANNOYING word that people who dont live in california use when talking about california, and think they are cool saying it. seriously inlanders, stfu and just say california instead.
colorado girl: omg im going to cali!
californian: SHUT UP YOU WHORE
by lizzzi March 01, 2006
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