A slur for a person of both Irish and Italian descent.
"Yo, where'd Patty and Gina go?"
"They're in the bathroom, making little Guido Calhouns."
by Imbnd June 25, 2007
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James Calhoun is a name only given to people who are a direct bloodline to the royal couple of ancient Mesopotamia and natural born geniuses.
by Jack Pettison March 14, 2017
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A high school located in North Merrick. All the kids in South Merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at Kennedy High School in Bellmore. Has a great performing arts program and sports program. Usually kids on sports, clubs, and On Tour are really nice. Everyone else is an asswhole. Calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. They will go to Nassau Community College and do absolutely nothing with their lives.
Calhoun High School Kid 1:You going to Brookside tonight?
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics

The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool
by iloveguys May 03, 2009
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The fucking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little bitches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. This school in buttfuck Texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides those poor fatfucks. Do not even mention this school to anyone or else you are the problem in today's society.
Timothy: Did you see that kid that went to Calhoun Middle School? That kid is probably a fucker just because he went there!
Billy Joe: He a hoe.
by Baskinmycoolness February 06, 2017
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The shitty highschool located in Calhoun County, SC. Known for hallways that naturally smell like weed and musk, black kids that think they have the best system and the loudest speakers, white kids that can’t afford to go to the private school across the railroad tracks, Mexicans that think they’re black, and every upperclassmen telling freshman that there’s a pool on top of the gym.
Calhoun County High School is the melting pot of the county
by 6lock6oi January 02, 2019
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A sweet loving human being who will be you're greatest friend if you do her right , but if you do her wrong be ready , she has bat shit crazy calhoun in her
"Sarah Calhoun used to be my girlfriend , until I left her for an ugly bitch and now my life is fucked "
by Jajxjejbzvdhwhd July 25, 2017
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