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Fooling someone online by making it seem like you work out, by sending pictures of your nice calves when you are actually fluffy as shit.
Bro 1: how did you get that dime to go on a date with you?
Bro 2: I am calffishing her by putting some pictures of my calves online!
by Pieceofschmidt77 December 26, 2017
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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