when a bitch sucks your cock like a starving calf sucks an udder AKA good head

When you are nailing a girl from behind and you drive her to the edge of the bed. This forces her to reel her arms in a reverse direction in an attempt to keep herself on the bed so as to not interupt the nailing and fall on her face.

While having intercourse with a woman in labor and the child is crowning, proceed to wrap the umbilical chord around the child's neck while you continue to thrust.

The act of slapping the calf muscle on the back of the leg in a very swift, painful manner. Best applied to any idiot wearing shorts on a cold day.

socks that go midway up your calf.

-markconnollyssignaturestyle

Someone who purposely likes to beat the shit out of women to feel power. Usually Calf Horr’s cannot hold down a job for long and like pretending they have a large cock- even though it’s probably the size of a soft marshmallow.

The state of being by which the calf muscle feels sore after a hard night of drinking.