The act of negotiating a meeting time by listing your available times for a meeting to others, and hoping one of those times hits an available time from the other parties to the meeting.
Glad you can make that time; calendar battleship is exhausting.
by calendar_battleship August 14, 2018
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In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.
Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.
by Mully2222 January 24, 2018
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A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.
Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.
by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021
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A financial year starting on January 1 and ending on December 31. Called a calendar year for obvious reasons.
Person 1: Did you hear about the budget for calendar year 2016?
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.
by nilethe146 May 23, 2015
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Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.
by Ras Barry December 11, 2018
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The act of moving a meeting invite around in hopes of getting a majority of invitees to accept it.
Stan's calendar is always busy - i play calendar bingo when i send invites to see if he will accept. If he doesn't, I try again until BINGO! he has accepted.
by DebraFS September 27, 2019
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To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)
"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"
by Blamtastical February 11, 2015
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