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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Calen: Gorgeous, Handsome, Sexy, Hot guy. He is so amazing in many ways. Hes smart, Funny, Sweet, Kind, and Joyful. He is someone who you can easily love in a quick second. A Calen is someone who can cheer you up even when your in the most depressed mood ayone can be in. He make you smile when you talk to him. He gives you butterflies everytime you see his face. He is someone you can just sit there and stare into his eyes for hours without saying a word. A Calen is also someone I gave my heart to. I love him with a strong passion.

often used as a boy name but calen's that are girls are louder than life. Always giving out advice. They are the sweetest people you will ever meet and incredibly attractive. Calen is very emotional but always knows how to be strong when she needs to be

calen is an athletic guy who is typically tall and thicc. they are a pussy magnet. They are smart but hide it with their amazingly good looks. And a Calen Martin dick is so so big, it is most likely known as a cockzilla!

Gay cunt with vagina hair and also microwave hamster

falls in love with girls named brittaney. is a handsome young lad. usually blonde. and pretty cool if you ask me,. :)