a Caleb Singleton is usually some kind of bitch pussy who is extremely whipped, often found being shouted at whilst playing on his PS4. You can spot a Caleb Singleton a mile away with his tight skinny jeans and classic ASOS footware.

Caleb Singletons will never die as there's millions and millions of mini-Caleb Singletons in your Washing Machine as the dirty fucker usually likes to Cum in his boxers and put them in your wash.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.