1. Math invented by Sir Isaac Newton in the 17th century. Involves calculating "limits", numbers that are normally unable to be calculated except through differentiation.

2. The mathematics of Limits and Derivatives.

3. A freakin' impossible math class. Calculus AB is too hard, BC is impossible.
"I hate Newton, he should shove Calculus up his ass, the wanker"
by Jordon December 10, 2003
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A point mass moves in the xy-plane with a velocity given by 6t2+9t+2. What's its average velocity between t=1 and t=4?

Try solving that one without calculus.
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As 2together told us...calculus is simply U+Me=Us
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Calculus is awesome!
The limit as all y'all approach Calculus is equal to infinity, according to L'Hopital's Rule.

All of y'all probably don't know how to integrate dx/(x²+1)^3/2 or arcsin x dx from 0 to 1.

Derivatives also rock my world! f(x) = 4x³... f'(x) = 12x²... What is the second derivative of f(x) = 12x^4? Figure it out yourself, I'm not gonna tell you.

CALCULUS IS FUN! IT IS COOL TO DIFFERIATE AND INTEGRATE!
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Pissing easy course who dumbasses like you think is hard. Try real and complex analysis on for size. Biatch
Every convergent sequence in probaility has an almost sure convergent subsequence. Eat my shorts, biatch
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The one reason to allow Starbucks to take over the world.
"I have CALCULUS first hour?! Someone give me a fucking latte..."
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1.The branch of mathematics that is stereotypically recognized as being difficult and intimidating owing to the fact that it sounds like the word "calculator".
"Don't expect to pass calculus unless your mental math ability exceeds that of a TI-83"
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