You really got a 36 on your ACT? You're such a fucking calculator

Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?

Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?

Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.

Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator

Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT

*plays multiplayer game* zOmG!! teh calculator have just opened by itself!11

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Woah Ling Zhi is really playin' that calculator!

Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2?

Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.

I just bought a new calculator, I can't wait to use it.

Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class*

Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”

Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”

Teacher: “What did you drop?”

Brooke: “My calculator.”

Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”