Straight up Jonathan Cooper

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

My brain, my every ounce of being human

The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging.

for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..

Asian Gameboy

pi=100 pts!

Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.