A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.
Person1- Do you have a calculator?
Person 2- Ya, why?
Person 1- Because you are lame!
Person 1- I actually have a phone
by QUEEN ANALISA February 05, 2019
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For iPad or iPhone or iPod in school hours: Skype
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.
SKYPE CONVERSATION
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!

Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths
by MadameIsobella June 21, 2012
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A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.
John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.
by yoloswagmlg December 01, 2014
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a whore who does only nerds/ geeks
Yoko is such a calculator, EVERY nerd is pushin' on that!
by Yourm um Sface January 07, 2009
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1. Somethin that makes man dumb
2. Something that has made cheating easier for man (in maths)
3. Somethin you shove batteries in and it does your math homework
1. Why think when I can use my CALCULATOR?
by örsh October 08, 2003
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People should stop wasting their time Defining "Calculator" when The Ti89 conquers all.
by KBUR July 16, 2008
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A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!
by shekel May 22, 2014
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