She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.
by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013
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She is always happy and has the ability to make anyone smile. She is fun,caring,smart and beautiful but she is extremely hard to find. Her name and personality is what makes her unique so if you find a calandra keep her! As calandra is very friendly her wrath is as cold as ice. Calandra is the best partner you could find with her special ability to make you laugh and keep you happy. Once you get to know calandra you will fall head of heels in love with her.
Person 1: im feeling sad and lonely
Person 2 : you definately need a Calandra
by Unicorns unite July 03, 2018
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Someone that is addicted to World of Warcraft, but is unable to play it well.
Smo Joe is such a Calandra for skipping out on us to play World of Warcraft. Doesn't he recognize his inability to play the game?
by Worldly Advice November 21, 2009
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Edoardo Calandra, the teen with the biggest juiciest cock in the whole world, it's so immense that he can't even make it lean on his shoulder without shattering every single bone in his body.
(Edoardo Calandra, Il ragazzo con il pene piu grande del mondo, talmente grande che neanche riesce a metterlo sulla spalla senza rompersi tutte le ossa nel corpo)
have you seen Edoardo Calandra?
no, but I saw his fat cock.
by Shakespeare But Alive October 08, 2020
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