sexiest man alive, massive horse dong and is a lady’s man

A guy who everyone wants to be friends with. He's sweet and compassionate and you could definitely trust him to hold your drink at a party. He has a great sense of style and is very self-confident but not in an arrogant way, because he knows himself. Usually has the biggest dick in the room but is modest about it.

massive simp for girls called zoe. usually goes to school with jacob sartorious

Cal is one of those guys that you never pay attention to but once you get to know him, he is more of an outgoing person than you expected. Of course, who ever has this name watched Love, Simon before. A mysterious person who avoids strangers and conversations with them as much as possible. A Ravenclaw trying to be Slytherin is the best description.

Mean’s you smell like pussy and your nudes suck and you probably smell like ball cheese with your morning breathe

A very attractive young man, he is often very smart and is very good to be around. He does have a “savage” side to him and likes to shout ESKETIT whenever possible. But all up he is a great guy

A person who is super smart, specifically mathamatically. They have the ability to do complex calculations in their head in under a minute. If lucky, a Cal will make weird snorting noises when doing some calculations