A legendary man with wild eyes and a cake on his head. Upon seeing him he will deny his presence and give away cake.
Person: Hey its cakeman!!!

Cakeman: CAKEMAN DOESNT EXIST! Here eat this cake.
by Agent Mango October 23, 2005
Get a Cakeman mug for your brother Abdul.
A married man who strings along single girls with promises of a future relationship- ie. having one's cake and eating it too.

Not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can't stand to be alone.
Girl, you need to kick him to the curb. He is never going to leave his wife for you, he's just a cakeman.
by Special K!! July 11, 2006
Get a Cakeman mug for your coworker Jovana.
A male who spends too much money on females. Comes from the work caking.
She wanted me to buy her that Gucci dress but I aint nobody's cakeman.
by Tommy December 30, 2004
Get a Cakeman mug for your barber Nathalie.
cokeman
Gee what happened to you Cokeman, formally known as Cakeman.
by H0T @7T $H1T July 08, 2009
Get the cakeman neck gaiter and mug.
If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!
Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat
by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021
Get the Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton neck gaiter and mug.