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Eating from the cake without cutting yourself a slice.
He was caught in the act of cake rape, fork in hand, the cake cratered.
by B. Snooks July 04, 2017
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(n.) A situation in which cake is promised, but death/rape/fail occurs instead.
(v.) To promise cake but offer only death/rape/fail instead.
The video game Portal is one big Cake Rape.
by OwenSael November 11, 2009
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