a dirty carribean pool boy who likes getting a turkish train wreck three times a night from his gay pool mate Octavio

Cain is an egg, he also thicc

To obsess over some minute detail of a car or, in the rural south bronx, a pair of sun glasses.

To consume rapidly, with regards to drugs.
Cained is to have used it all.

Pervy old man, Hangs around younger people mostly boys, Creep

A large, over-weight teddy-bear esque person.
A generl, cuddly, fat-ass

Poster on the Catacombs, an Internet messageboard for the Half-Life Mod Team Fortress Classic. Posts mostly pretentious bullshit on any number of academic subjects. Best known for his elitism, bitterness, and sarcasm.