When you’re in FULL FORCE Caillou mode throwing a temper tantrum over a girl not showing you her feet, or taking feet pictures for you. So you take her disabled amputee sisters prosthetic leg, because it’s the best thing to real life you’ll ever get, fuck your best friends girlfriend with the prosthetic foot while your cat watches. Then end up dating all three, plus your cat. While eating a pickle.
Fuck Kyle just pulled a DIRTY CAILLOU!! ... AGAIN !

Damn it Kyle... not the Dirty Caillou .. put the prosthetic foot down and help her back into her wheel chair !
by Kyles favourite admin June 03, 2021
Get a Dirty Caillou mug for your father Trump.
To start Calliou sex you first need one person bald. The bald one pushes the other against the wall and begins making out. Next the bald one cuffs the other participant to the bed after all the clothes are removed. The bald one begins pleasuring the other participant with their head, either by rubbing their head on the dick or clit or strap a sex toy onto it and putting it in the vagina/ass. Then the bald one begins fucking a hole with a strap on or their own dick. Once both members are near climax they begin to sing the Caillou theme in unison. Once climax is reached they must such each other's cum using a straw or their mouths. The two then grab vibrators sticking them up an ass or vagina. Once they both reach climax again they grab their Caillou plush dolls and rub them on the other partners' dick/clit. After that, they both watch an episode of Caillou and repeat until 10 episodes have been watched.
Jimothy: "You wanna have Caillou sex?"
Billiam: "Where do we buy the stuff for it?"
Jimothy: "Razors from the drugstore, sex toys from the sex shop, and the Caillou stuff from Amazon!"
Billiam: "I call being bald!"
by DenseCabbage June 08, 2019
Get the Caillou sex neck gaiter and mug.
Caillou gets grounded are weird youtube videos made by immature kids who are also known as Go!Fags, the videos consist of Caillou doing something normal, his parents come outta nowhere and he gets grounded for stupid reasons, for example, he can get grounded for Getting an answer wrong, skipping school, or even sometimes doing nothing.
Caillou: Hi
Boris: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 7435876 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW >:(((((((((
Caillou: You are such a Caillou Gets Grounded Fag
by ElikeDrBOB June 23, 2017
Get a Caillou Gets Grounded mug for your brother-in-law Bob.
holly aka caillou is an amazing person with a great personality just like our famous person caillou. go to her if you want to know anything about the world bc even though she might be 4, she's the smartest person you know:)
hey have you heard of that really smart girl..what's her name?
of ya holly aka caillou
by emmits boy February 20, 2019
Get the holly aka caillou neck gaiter and mug.
A savage child show.

Caillou mean little rock in french

Caillou is bald

Help
'Caillou is an damn fucking idiot, he is an baldy ape'
by Bastobasto July 01, 2017
Get the Caillou neck gaiter and mug.