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A needy little douche who has never heard the term sharing or caring. His pass times included: abusing his helpless cat, being an asshole to his sister rosey, and screaming at his poor old parents. He is the apidimi of poorly behaved children everywhere. He is truly the spawn of Satan himself. Yet somehow this abusive devil has his own show, FOR CHILDREN!!!
Person A: Have you seen Caillou anywhere?
Person B: Oh that little fuck face just left town, the police are on his ass.
Person A: Thank God! You know , he once threw a brick at his Grandmas head! He's truly a bad some bitch.
by Hulkthegiantpitbull December 27, 2017
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An annoying brat who cries and screams and like mentally dies everytime he doesnt get his way. (Aka brat)
His dad: time to take a bath!
Caillou: REEEEEE NUUUUU FUCK CHU *yeets him out the window*
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Caillou is a piece of chicken shit that never shuts the fuck up with his lumpy bald ass head
Mom: Caillou time to put the toys up
Caillou: Screaming "no!!!!!"
by Ur friend chicken shit July 14, 2019
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A little pricky brat spoilt cunt who had to get his own way in every single situation.This little bald ugly ducklin didn’t have cancer he was cancer with his annoying hoggy ass.
Dad:Oh i can’t buy you the toy today.
Caillou: But i want it today(whines)
by ZainabSandRafiaA August 21, 2018
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we all know the dumb show caillou, but in my ea sports nhl games i made caillou a nhl player, he is a defence men for the ottawa senators, he is 6'7 and 240 pounds he is the best and toughest player ever, he wins 98% of the fights that he is in and has the biggest hits ever he is the leading goal scorer on my team and he is a d man, he is 20 years old in nhl 18, he is a fake player that i have made.
did you see caillous goal last night,
by Jack cof November 27, 2017
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