The way most Bostonians pronounce CAR, because they don't speak proper English, and they feel the need to omit the r from any word that has an r in it. But don't tell them that they pronounce it wrong; according to them, they are the greatest people in the US of A.

CAH stands for "crooked ass house." Let's face it, not all of us are rich. Sometimes we have to settle with living in a house that lacks typical symmetry and parallel surfaces. It's frustrating when a pencil never stays still on the kitchen table. If you ever visit someone that has a CAH, you're better off not pointing out the imperfections. Often times, the occupants of a CAH respond in denial when confronted with this touchy subject. Don't worry, they'll accept it eventually.

An inner-city Columbus Public School. The students and teachers there are mainly white, upper-class and consider themselves to be very-well educated. In actuality, the students and teachers alike are suffering from a superiority-complex and are way worse than the average human being.