The unironic reddit/band kid who thinks he’s funny, but isn’t. Can try to be nice but sometimes fails

A bit and sucks in fortnite with a small penis ,
Normally ask for sapnu puas, loves to bully midgets

Caden:He is a guy that makes you want to fall in love with him at first. But when you gat to know him he is actually stupid and annoying. He acts like he is better than everybody. So if you try to tell him something he will say that you’re wrong and he is right. He is german and always speaks it. His favorite words are nine and yabole. He is in marching band and can’t even march. He plays cymbals and plays them way to loud. He says that he’s straight but he’s actually gay. If you are shy he will try to hit on you and gay with you and try to be you’re friend. He is a pedophile.

The coolest guy ever with a massive ding dong and is always clapping cheeks

Shy at first but once you get to know him he’s a really nice guy. He most likely plays video games and wants human company (I would know because I am one). People like him but he doesn’t like himself. Likes all animals but likes cats the most.

A person that exists and is alive and does things. A large lad.