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Someone who spends all their thought power and energy on high school-tier objectives, including but not limited to lunch table-tier "friendships", losing virginity before certain year, maintaining reputation among strangers, and Instagram likes. Obviously, anyone who's not a Cadeist to some extent is a loser, but what matters is your priorities.
Loser #1: I'm still mad she lied about wanting to go to the dance with me but you can see why I spent $150 on a mum. After all, I don't wanna lose my virginity at 17.
Loser #2: Christ, you're such a Cadeist.
Loser #2: Christ, you're such a Cadeist.
by carter9050 November 15, 2019
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021