A Cade is a man who likes McDonald’s
Guy 1: that guy is such a Cade

Guy 2: what guy

Guy 3: the guy that’s over there refilling his drink for the fifth time cause he thinks he’s getting a steal
by Justlost2222 April 18, 2020
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Cade is a sensitive kid who doesn't necessarily talk about everything he is dealing with. He doesn't really know how to talk to girls. Always fantasizes about being in love, but never seems to find it.
Wow look at cade over there trying to go to sleep.
What a faggot
by tRuuuueeee April 13, 2016
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Cade is that guy. The guy who you would want to be your future husband. He is rich, good looking and of course rich. He has hot hair. He will look good in any hairstyle, wether it is a buzzcut or the most ugliest hairstyle you could think of. Although he is shy, he is a pretty cool and interesting guy once you meet him. He plays baseball and hockey. Although he is very athletic, he us not the best in spelling. He only shows interest in people he wants to talk to or like. He is mostly horny all the time and is desperate for sex. But he is very loving towards his dog. He is Cade. That rich, good looking and rich guy. Go for Cade, he seems like a lonely guy and needs a girlfriend in life.
I facetime Cade every night, he is so sweet!
by lysol101 July 08, 2019
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The quintessential short white boy with brown hair and an awkward side smile. Positives of a "cade": sometimes sweet when you don't expect it, decent music taste, and most definitely a cali boy. Besides that, 9/10 would unhomie. Room for improvement: stop staining clothes, mislogging packages at work, and memorizing 'friends' episodes.
Cade was unhomied.
Cade, where is our missing vacuum?
by smartiepants3000 November 26, 2019
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Cades are , egotistical,flirty,athletic, and strange. They're such nerds and are really self conceded and obsessed with their hair. I guess they're all right. But really smart and lame. Good friend though. Talks to himself.
Cade: *makes a lame comeback* (tries to be cool and funny)
Other: Cade ur not even cool or funny.
Cade: are you joking? I am so funny. I got a 120 on my test.
Other: No one cares.
Cade: *makes another lame comeback* *flips hair*
Other:stop being obsessed with ur hair.
Cade: *Yet another lame comeback*
Other: *walks away* (disgusted with cade's unabillity to come up with good comebacks.)
Cade: *starts to talk to himself*
by COOLER THEN YOU November 03, 2013
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To lie beyond disbelief to the point where it is utter bullshit.
Guy 1: Hey I totally had a foursome.
Guy 2: Don't Fucking cade me asshole.
by 30stm May 04, 2010
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A person who reveals or spoils a magic trick for others while you are performing the trick.
Kid 1: Ok now I want you to pick a card.

Now look at it and don't let me see it.
Kid 2: I saw that steal you did there.
Kid 3: OMG. Piss off you just did a cade on us, way to ruin the trick for everyone.
by ZeroShiftXZ August 18, 2011
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