Commonly known in the Bible as jesus’ grandad. He is an almighty being who ages faster than ur mum. Father of all gods and has grayer hair than ur grandma. Disguises himself as a player for Swindon town fc and pretends to be shit so no one is suspicious of him being a god. Breathes fire and farts lighting.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Caddi is the most intelligent and beautiful African woman on the planet.

A male or female, usually originating from Scotland. A Caddis is usually a very nice person and a great friend to have. Always trustworthy and has a great football ability. A Caddis likes their sports. A Caddis can also be lazy but once they get their mind to it. They always run late, so be aware. Most Caddis are good kissers -as long as you don't pull away-. Make sure you never let go of a Caddis

Someone who is acting on your side but being condescending in a way to where they are being shady in a certain kind of way.