A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.

Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
"Happy Easter babe, imma give you a Cadbury cream egg tonight 😉"

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by G.J.R March 26, 2016
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When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.
is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.
by Rebecca J. Black May 13, 2011
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Getting Cadbury creamed is when you pull someones ass cheeks apart and shove a Cadbury creme egg up someones tight Ass causing the Cadbury creme to crack inside the Asshole due to the pressure put on the egg in the Asshole when the egg cracks the creme from the egg slowly drips out the asshole Making it look like someone came inside the Asshole
Some Random girl-Hey, I got Cadbury creamed last night!

Some random dude-Damn...I dunno you but that sounds pretty hot
by SweetTÖÖTH6969 January 18, 2020
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When a man masterbates until ejaculation occurs, when he cums he directs the stream into a cup, he then takes the container to two girls, they pour the liquid into their vaginas and rub them together forming a cream puff. The action is most often done with black women making it a Cadbury cream puff.
Joe: Hey man come over to my house, I got two hot girls and I'm gonna Cadbury cream puff their ass
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes
by Chucknusket April 17, 2017
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