Urban Dictionary: Cactus

At a bar:
Girl: You think you can get me drink?

Guy: I can't! The guy at the counter's not letting me! He's such a Cactus!

A person of Hispanic or South American heritage who looks to be as such, but can’t speak Spanish.

That ese is a cactus; he looks Mexican, but if you talk to him in Spanish, he won’t say shit!

by CactusEse September 27, 2020

Something you dont want to put up your butt.

Person 1: yo want my dick
person 2: no thats cactus.

by LizardBoi January 16, 2016

A prickly plant that is fun to drop on people.

Ow, that cactus was dropped on me and now my head hurts.

by Jepotle/Jep March 26, 2009

“a cactus is a fucking spikey devils plant”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

A humourous word for 'penis'.

"...like I'm shooting a gun
quickly - til it explodes
and I'll unload - THE CACTUS"
(3rd Bass - 'The Cactus')

by eysiz November 28, 2004

Friend: "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough!"

Me: *Pulls out a cactus*