A cabre is a full piece of faeces, that is generally short and thick.

Often, one will find tremendously wide turd lying at the bottom of the bowl. This sometimes is the result of the grogan soaking up the surrounding water.

A cabre is on the other side of the spectrum to a cable.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A Cabre is a person who is generally serious-minded, responsible and stable. They are also charming, easygoing and gentle. They are reliable, fair and understanding. And they also make a great friend because of their loyalty. Their calm personality causes them to get along with almost everyone, and people are easily drawn to them. They also tend to have a quiet personality but are very athletic. They enjoy being with friends and family. These people try to keep peace with everyone and like to help others with their problems. Usually are shy and quiet but once you get to know them they can be outgoing at times. They also want to be liked by everyone and dont like it when people are mad at them. They are not too talkative but are confident in most things but want encouragement from family and friends. They are beautiful and someone everyone wants to get to know. A Cabre is also always willing to help.

A Donkey or very large log