When you do a big long shit

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus

Outrageously over-priced audio and video cables found at many electronic stores such as Best-Buy and Futureshop... Salesman convince you that you need these for the ultimate home theatre experience

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.

- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.

-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.

-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.

-leading cause of homocide.