Someone in the office who habitually borrows or steals other people's charging cords.
Once in their possession, it is very difficult to get it back, and usually requires the owner of the cable to ask for it back when their own device's battery is <10%.
Once in their possession, it is very difficult to get it back, and usually requires the owner of the cable to ask for it back when their own device's battery is <10%.
We've got a cable rustler on our hands, so in these here parts I got me a black knock-off iPhone charging cable instead of the real McCoy.
by tt2012 November 14, 2012
The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).
Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.
by SirBuddrick December 17, 2009
"A brother got ill and tried to snatch a Fat Cable" EPMD's I'm Housin'
Guy 1: dude, you seen my new set? Its a total Fat Cable
Guy 2: Yes mate, that telly is frickin out there.
Guy 1: dude, you seen my new set? Its a total Fat Cable
Guy 2: Yes mate, that telly is frickin out there.
by DaffyDuk1996 November 26, 2009
A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.
by Tim December 24, 2003
Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015
When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."
Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
by LadTrain July 27, 2010
1. The 3 TV channels one picks up without the use of cable or satellite.
2. The ORIGINAL definition of peasantvision
2. The ORIGINAL definition of peasantvision
by Paccy September 27, 2007