A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.
Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
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Little kids under 18 with no life wanking their dick to porn. AKA Rebirth
by Jason July 28, 2004
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A crappy means of watching television, which gives you extra channels, although none are important and no one watches them, save for people who do nothing but watch TV, not even go online. It also costs far too much, considering the fact that it's not even that great.
Cable television is eating my bank account! I'm switching to satellite TV!
by Enn August 08, 2006
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When you grab a 40 and an 8 ball and get all fucked up
Want to get fucking cabled tonight, just grabbed a 40 and an 8 ball
by Yk5 March 14, 2016
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Cabling is a person who is the opposite sex of what they were born as. The people who have changed their sexual orientation believe that they are not comfortable being straight, so they decided to change because that is what they truly desire.
is that man cabling? he sure does act, look, and seem like one.
by anuster July 17, 2011
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someone that prefers the company of males; the Greek word for "homosexual"; "gay"; "queer"; and "mega gay"
Andy Conrad is such a Cable
by God March 10, 2003
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The process by which two recruiters sit on the phone and chat back and forth, both of them not knowing what the hell is going on.

Also known as a way to increase phone time during a slow day.
Bill and Christine were cableing one another
by MAGICATL March 29, 2006
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