A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.
Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
by Jason July 28, 2004
A crappy means of watching television, which gives you extra channels, although none are important and no one watches them, save for people who do nothing but watch TV, not even go online. It also costs far too much, considering the fact that it's not even that great.
by Enn August 08, 2006
by Yk5 March 14, 2016
Cabling is a person who is the opposite sex of what they were born as. The people who have changed their sexual orientation believe that they are not comfortable being straight, so they decided to change because that is what they truly desire.
by anuster July 17, 2011
someone that prefers the company of males; the Greek word for "homosexual"; "gay"; "queer"; and "mega gay"
by God March 10, 2003
The process by which two recruiters sit on the phone and chat back and forth, both of them not knowing what the hell is going on.
Also known as a way to increase phone time during a slow day.
Also known as a way to increase phone time during a slow day.
by MAGICATL March 29, 2006