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Why the fuck are you googling what a cabbage is. It’s lettuce dumbass
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Jersey slang for 'garbage'
Kyley-B: Ayy! Wasamater Kookie? Why you actin like a piece of cabbage??
by outlaw pr October 13, 2010
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1. Buds of marijuana.

2. A person's head. Similar in usage to dome, wig, or melon.
"Poppa twist cabbage on instinct." - Notorious B.I.G

"Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage." - Nas
by Grumb January 06, 2009
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To be like a vegetable, one who has no brain nor cognitive thinking patterns.
To procrastinate or be lazy.
To chill out like fat people.
Instead of going to class, Jason "Cabbaged" all day.
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Beth didn't give the guy a working number because of the stains on his shirt and he looked like a "cabbage".
by AJ Cano August 16, 2007
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A prank often pulled in British secondary schools, where the unsuspecting victim's bag is turned inside out, or cabbaged.

The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Joe: Hey Jack! Shaun's not looking! Let's cabbage his bag!

Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
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