Julio and his illegal immigrant pals slid a car into a family of six, cops said he has no license and no insurance. The courts will give him 1 year's probation and then his charge will be CWOF

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"