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1. A Curriculum Vitae or resume is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.
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man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my CV

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a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best CV
by Iain1977 April 15, 2008
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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A Curriculum Vitae outlines your life/job history, achievements, and skills. (Same as resume)
Don't put "fluffer" on your CV.
by athena888 September 18, 2005
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CV (clutch victory) - any situation or event that was close to becoming a failure, but ended well. Any surprising victory.

Antonym - DL (devastating loss)
"A touchdown at the last second? What a CV."
"Pocket aces...CV, CV."
by zhangerz7 February 14, 2009
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short for "Cunty Vibe", when referring to a female or a group of females who are putting off negative energy aimed at you, usually in a social situation.
Wow, whats-her-name is puttin' off a thick c.v. today, she snubbed me when i was trying to say hi.
by overmedium May 24, 2009
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Comando Vermelho (Portuguese for Red Command)is a Brazilian criminal organization/gang in Rio de Janeiro slums. During the entire 1990s the criminal organization was the strongest in all of Rio de Janeiro, but today the principal leaders have been arrested or are dead, and the organization is not as strong. The Comando Vermelho still control parts of the city.
The movie "City of God" or "Cidade de Deus" shows the early beginnings of Comando Vermelho(CV)
by BostonGeorge September 07, 2007
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